quotes=["A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation. H. H. Munro", "In the early days, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough. Will Rogers", "Human beings, almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams", "Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand. Hippocrates", "Things will get better ... despite our efforts to improve them. Will Rogers", "Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. David A. Schmaltz", "Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Scott Adams", "The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. John Wooden", "I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. D. H. Lawrence", "Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result. Winston Churchill", "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Unknown", "Mediocrities cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. Albert Einstein", "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln", "I don't want yes men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn", "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung", "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain", "Truth never damages a cause that is just. Mahatma Gandhi", "Education is that which allows you to get into more intelligent trouble. Unknown", "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Mark Twain", "Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I'm doing. Wernher von Braun", "The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. James Branch Cabell", "Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. George Eliot", "If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. George Bernard Shaw", "A person who won't think has no advantage over one who can't think. Paul Lutus", "There are two kinds of people who don't say much, those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. Unknown", "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein", "Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. Thomas Jefferson", "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. Thomas Edison", "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. Jimmy Buffett", "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. Chinese Proverb", "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! I've found it!, but That's funny... Issac Asimov", "Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Howard W. Newton", "If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill", "We have met the enemy, and he is us. Walt Kelly", "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. Samuel Johnson", "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke", "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein", "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. E. B. White", "Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread. Francis Bacon", "A word to the wise ain't necessary ... it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby", "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. Wilson Mizner", "Genius is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Thomas Edison", "If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics. Will Rogers", "Don't gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will Rogers", "Several excuses are always less convincing than one. Aldous Huxley", "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. Oscar Wilde", "Be Yourself is about the worst advice you can give to people. Mark Twain", "As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance. John Wheeler", "Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. Mark Twain", "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time. T. S. Eliot", "We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. Metro Para", "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Henry Ford", "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill", "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Galileo Galilei", "I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I'd lost two weeks. Joe E. Lewis", "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx", "When you read the history of the human family, it slowly comes to you that all the world's oceans once fell as tears. Paul Lutus", "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. Winston Churchill", "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein", "You are not paranoid if they really are out to get you. Unknown", "I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde", "I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon", "It is appallingly obvious that our technology exceeds our humanity. Albert Einstein", "All men are self-made, but only the successful will admit it. Unknown", "Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Marie Curie", "You cannot build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford", "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Henry Ford", "When I hear somebody sigh that Life is Hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to What? Sidney J. Harris,", "Congress is a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement. Will Rogers", "The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts. Paul Erlich", "Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe", "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. F. Scott Fitzgerald", "I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. Poul Anderson", "When ideas fail, words come in very handy. Johann von Goethe", "The cynics are right nine times out of ten. Henry Louis Mencken", "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde", "Life is what happens to us while we're making other plans. John Lennon", "If we knew what we were doing, we wouldn't call it research. Albert Einstein", "No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. George Jean Nathan", "A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it. Unknown", "The graveyards are full of indispensable men. Charles de Gaulle", "A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one. J.Pierpoint Morgan", "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon", "God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. Stephen Hawking", "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas Edison", "Be careful while reading health books, you might die of a misprint. Mark Twain", "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein", "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. Charles Colton", "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Bertrand Russell", "Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. Will Rogers", "When you write down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad things you did do ... that's memoirs. Will Rogers", "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers", "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. Mark Russell", "Hell, there are no rules here ... we're trying to accomplish something. Thomas Edison", "I belong to no organized political party ... I am a Democrat. Will Rogers", "An economist is a man that can tell you what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too. Will Rogers", "Most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies. Albert Einstein", "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Napoleon Bonaparte", "You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mahatma Gandhi", "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte", "The older I get, the better I was. Unknown", "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. Niels Bohr", "Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry. Charles Osgood", "Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action. Johann von Goethe", "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein", "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. Albert Einstein", "All of us contain music & truth, but most of us can't get it out. Mark Twain", "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers", "We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children. Native American Proverb", "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein", "A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. Edgar Watson Howe", "I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; yet their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good. Mark Twain", "It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. Benjamin Franklin", "The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. John Ousterhout", "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas Edison", "If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own. Johann von Goethe", "A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Francis Bacon", "The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it. Mark Twain", "Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. John Kenneth Galbraith", "Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it. Unknown", "Everyone is ignorant ... only on different subjects. Will Rogers", "When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Arthur Conan Doyle", "I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. Lilly Tomlin", "I don't know what will be used in the next world war, but the 4th will be fought with stones. Albert Einstein", "Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything. Unknown", "Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. Winston Churchill", "Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike. Alexander Hamilton", "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein", "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Satchel Paige", "Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do. Unknown", "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Woody Allen", "Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. Heinrich Heine", "Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. David Lloyd George", "Congress is so strange ... a man gets up to speak and says nothing, nobody listens, and then everybody disagrees. Will Rogers", "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa", "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow", "Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. Adrienne Gusoff", "True reforms come from the bottom. No man with four aces requests a new deal. Unknown", "Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it. Unknown", "There is always an easy solution to every human problem ... neat, plausible, and wrong. H. L. Mencken", "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Voltaire", "One never goes so far as when one doesn't know where one is going. Johann von Goethe", "If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my ax. Abraham Lincoln", "I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this ... no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers", "A disaster is a complete catastrophe only when one does not learn from the experience. Unknown", "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde", "In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take. Adlai Stevenson", "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower", "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut", "An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. Irvin S. Cobb", "The best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matterhe's got to just know. Will Rogers", "The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Alan Kay", "Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. John von Neumann", "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Satchel Paige", "Correction does much, but encouragement does more. Johann von Goethe", "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. Yoda", "Knowledge is not what the pupil remembers ... but what he cannot forget. Unknown", "When you are courting, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein", "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby", "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle", "Learning is not compulsory ... neither is survival. W. Edwards Demming", "We have done so much, with so little, for so long, we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing. Metro Para", ]